You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! I was all of history’s great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. [sigh] Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Also Zoidberg.

Anyone who laughs is a communist! In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

I had more, but you go ahead.  Noooooo! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!

Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? You lived before you met me?! I’ll get my kit! And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you.

You, minion. Lift my arm. [a stagehand lifts his arm] AFTER HIM! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Bender, quit destroying the universe! I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!